No body else wants to play?

I want to make a game where you play a fart cloud. You must collect other farts to grow larger. You must use winds, fans and air vents to move through a office building. These of course dissipate your cloud and you must not be fully dispelled or you die. Also you must avoid the cleaning staff who uses air fresher and fans to blow you away. Finally you can become so large and toxic, that you cause people to flee you or pass out.