A "I'm sorry" won't quite cut it, shitbag. I hope you enjoyed your griefing. I'd love to swear at you, but there simply aren't any cursewords strong enough to insult you. Besides, I'd probably get the banhammer for the stuff I'd LOVE to tell you right now. I just hope you're proud of yourself now. Really mature.

You know, there was a time when I quite liked you. I thought Mike's hatred towards you was pointless, but now I see what he means.