A truly honest alternative to Zorro




Daring duck of mystery, champion of right,
Swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes, but his number's up.


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Heldenduck, Geheimnisduck, Schattenduck schlechthin!
Champion der Dunkelheit - Darkwing ist der King.
Schurken, Gauner - die sind dran. Dieser Duck räumt auf!

DARKWING DUCK \o/
Zwo, eins, RISIKO!

Two answers since yesterday (GMT + 2).
THE FORUM IS DEAD AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

PS: This message was sponsored by Error014 and Brawndo

Brawndo - who's... who's that!?

If there was ever any clear, hard proof that this forum is dying this is it!

Guys. Seriously. You dropped the ball on this one. What a pathetic show!


I mean, if I posted this in Zorro? Bam, million replies.
Though, err, possibly not about Darkwing Duck. But if I had posted the first few digits of the Dow Jones? BAM. Million replies of all the other digits. Of that and, like, the DAX, and the Nasdaq, and the Nikkei. BECAUSE THEY STILL CARE

AND YOU KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE WHEN THEY BOUGHT ZORRO, THEY GOT AN AWESOME QUIDDITCH SET FOR FREE WITH IT!
God damnit, this post is why we can't have nice things and why the NSA is watching us.

I mean, guys, seriously, at least pretend like you are still alive. EVEN FUCKING ZOMBIES CAN DO THAT!

I mean, we're here, right? STanding right here. It's like, hello Zombies, free brains to eat!

But no, you don't answer. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE. You left us behind, in the cold, and we're freezing and we're so alone.

It's over. It's done, and only Zorro is left.

ONLY ZORRO IS LEFT.

And they ride their broomsticks in the skies

For real. It's like no one even cares anymore, and all they want is free money and blow jobs.

This place is so bad, I wish we would be in the trenches of WWI, they had at least trench leaders to burn to keep them warm. ALL WE GOT LEFT IS THIS LOUSY TSHIRT, AND THAT IS LIKE 2 SIZES TOO SMALL FOR US (and made of polyester so it burns as good as a fireproof walrus)

For sure. They want free Money, they see Zorro and that's when they decide to go for it. But what about us? Take Sid, or me. We're here, on a friday night, posting this bullshit. And you guys, you don't, you don't care. You just go do your thing, and leave Gamestudio to it's cold, cold death.

A death so cold, not even the T-Shirt can turn this situation around. It's sad.

This community, man. Dead. DEAD!

Just like ma grandfather. THIS COMMUNITY LITERALLY KILLED MY GRANDFATHER!

I hope you are all proud of yourselves and the things you've done. You used Gamestudio and threw it away once it stopped being fun, NO WONDER NO ONE OF YOU HAS A GIRLFRIEND. YOU HAVE TO TREAT THE ONES YOU LOVE WITH RESPECT FOR FUCKS SAKE!