putting on a white coat, stetoscope, fake dr. cox face and here we go: "as an atheist, i dont celebrate the jewish light festival nor the pagan sun festival that are both one and the same and got raped by the catholic church as they called it birth of christ and comercialized by coca cola when they created santa clause early 20th century - thus, i got nothing, i dont give anything and yes, im just saying all this stuff because i try to ruin your day. hope i succeed - that would be MY present from all of you to me."

ps.: didnt hear "last christmas" ONCE this year... I OWN YOU!