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Secretary wars caption contest #263268
04/28/09 19:59
04/28/09 19:59
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Hi there,


(Click the image for a larger version)

I did this drawing for my portfolio. I came up with, what I thought, was a funny caption:

Quote:
John: Jeez, that something you don't see every day...
Ted: ...Fifty bucks on Jenny!


Not being very impressed by my own comedic skills I got thinking:

What sort of funny captions can others come up with?

So here's the deal, just post something funny, it can either be said by the guys in the background, the secretaries or a narrator.

After a week people can vote on the funniest caption to decide who wins.

This contest is just for fun, so no great prize at the end of it. I will however do a drawing for the winner smile

SO let's hear it from all the frustrated comedic geniuses out there!

cartoon_baboon

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: cartoon_baboon] #263271
04/28/09 20:48
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take me down to the paradise c...
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take me down to the paradise c...
Just a sec...

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: Cowabanga] #263274
04/28/09 21:00
04/28/09 21:00
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A: Give UP! The photocopier is MINE!!
B: In your DREAMS!!!


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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: Michael_Schwarz] #263280
04/28/09 21:34
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Hot, Lively, 2 Sugars... Geoff I meant the coffee.
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No matter how hard Jenny threw the pens, they were still stationary!
__________________________________________________________

...all I said was Donna makes a good cup of coffee!
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I said we'd have a much better atmosphere if we had windows. Now who's laughing?
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I might think of another later... laugh

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: MrGuest] #263299
04/28/09 23:13
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Hahaha laugh As I expected there are already plenty of great captions!

Well guys, keep 'em coming!

cartoon_baboon

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: cartoon_baboon] #263300
04/28/09 23:22
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-so did you see that new house last night?
-yeah i lol'd
-Yea that hugh laurie is hilarious... What the hell are they doing?

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Too late did Jon realize, that while he drank his coffee in the background, a fight of epically hot proportions was about to take place.

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-So I said to Donna, we had a good run but my heart belongs to Trudy.
-How did she take it?
-She totally understood.

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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: LarryLaffer] #264207
05/05/09 06:41
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Hi everyone, well a week has passed. If anybody still has something funny in mind post it today 'cos tonight people can start voting.

cartoon_baboon

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: cartoon_baboon] #264260
05/05/09 11:30
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take me down to the paradise c...
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My mind is out of service. Wuttudo? :P

P.S. this isn't an entry.

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: Cowabanga] #264376
05/05/09 23:56
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how bout:
"You know, in another context the thought of two hot chicks fighting each other might be amusing..."

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: sPlKe] #264381
05/06/09 03:07
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You BITCH!...give my paper clips back NOW!

Oh...its Johny on the phone again.

WOW...3D's a bit crappy today...


Use the 'manual' Luke, the manual is your friend. 'Self reminder' smile

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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: KiwiBoy] #264386
05/06/09 05:02
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John: Hiring that ex-Ninja to give assertivness training went well.
Ted: Maybe a little to well.

or

You need pens? EAT HOT BIRO!


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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: EvilSOB] #264392
05/06/09 05:53
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"The joe machine is on this floor but the facilities are two floors down. I need them lively and at the phones so it's coffee all day and ONE secretary bathroom break every 4 hours."
(This is not an entry.)

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: testDummy] #264400
05/06/09 06:18
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@ KiwiBoy and EvilSOB, I'm afraid the contest is closed - as you can see here voting has already started.

Thanks anyway for the entries!

cartoon_baboon

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: cartoon_baboon] #264401
05/06/09 06:24
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smile couldnt resist smile


Use the 'manual' Luke, the manual is your friend. 'Self reminder' smile

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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: KiwiBoy] #264414
05/06/09 08:02
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I know I missed it, but some things need to be said...


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Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: EvilSOB] #264423
05/06/09 08:42
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Yeah, understand the feeling guys wink

Anyway, I might start another contest soon.

Re: Secretary wars caption contest [Re: KiwiBoy] #266821
05/19/09 23:28
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theres reasons why you dont break a chicks nails...

"you gave me the wrong spread sheets!"

"i said the 1040EZ form!"

"the stapler is MINE!"

"Hello sarah. Are you prepared to die quickly or shall i serve you your pain slowly...?"

"Oh my god. It's black friday!!!"


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